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Your lab partner pries the lid of the box and dumps the dermestids into the chamber with you. “Sorry about the restraints,” he says, “but how else can I test my hypothesis that the flesh eating beetles will actually eat living tissue under the right conditions.”

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The fly buzzed right into my mouth as I was talking and I accidentally smooshed it between my teeth.

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I told her I don’t ever want to have a kid but she refuses to get an abortion!

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The monster rattled her chains, and begged for freedom with an inarticulate moan.

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People keep posting sick shit about necrophiliacs working in mortuaries.

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RUN!

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"He's been a good boy and he deserves this, so you ought to just relax and enjoy it!"

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I was reading about penile fractures- they’re more common when the woman is on top.

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“Honey, we’re pregnant.”

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The accident damaged my spinal chord.

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Your lab partner pries the lid of the box and dumps the dermestids into the chamber with you. “Sorry about the restraints,” he says, “but how else can I test my hypothesis that the flesh eating beetles will actually eat living tissue under the right conditions.”	7
The fly buzzed right into my mouth as I was talking and I accidentally smooshed it between my teeth.	7
I told her I don’t ever want to have a kid but she refuses to get an abortion!	6
The monster rattled her chains, and begged for freedom with an inarticulate moan.	6
People keep posting sick shit about necrophiliacs working in mortuaries.	6
RUN!	6
"He's been a good boy and he deserves this, so you ought to just relax and enjoy it!"	6
I was reading about penile fractures- they’re more common when the woman is on top.	6
“Honey, we’re pregnant.”	6
The accident damaged my spinal chord.	6