/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"I'm sorry sir, you can't leave the store until you've fulfilled your purchasing contract..."

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What if the pride parades and heritage festivals were actually started by hate groups as means to identify targets and get them all in the same place at once?

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I will never forgive the police for taking my mom away from me.

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You might have heard about the ranitidine recall, but you probably didn’t know the NDMA contamination was sanctioned.

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She said she wanted to break up.

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Shit bro i dont kno what to do this banging chick said she wanted the D so I sent her my address and a pic.

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Now I've got him locked up and YOU get to decide: how should I kill him?

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Steam and smoke puffed into the air as the branding iron met its mark.

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“¡Por favor- señor, por favor- necessito agua para mis hijos!”

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You might think it’s okay to just be an asshole to me because this is the internet, but... I’m actually a pretty good hacker.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I'm sorry sir, you can't leave the store until you've fulfilled your purchasing contract..."	6
What if the pride parades and heritage festivals were actually started by hate groups as means to identify targets and get them all in the same place at once?	6
I will never forgive the police for taking my mom away from me.	6
You might have heard about the ranitidine recall, but you probably didn’t know the NDMA contamination was sanctioned.	6
She said she wanted to break up.	6
Shit bro i dont kno what to do this banging chick said she wanted the D so I sent her my address and a pic.	6
Now I've got him locked up and YOU get to decide: how should I kill him?	6
Steam and smoke puffed into the air as the branding iron met its mark.	6
“¡Por favor- señor, por favor- necessito agua para mis hijos!”	6
You might think it’s okay to just be an asshole to me because this is the internet, but... I’m actually a pretty good hacker.	6