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The Baron’s eyes glowed angry like sparks and his voice was coal when he answered the call: “Just a cigar- did you forget about my rum?!”

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The captain looked at his navigations team and shouted over the screaming alarms, "GET US OUT OF HERE!"

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In my defense, she did say ‘eat me’.

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He caresses her trembling body with the smooth side of his power sander and asks: “fine or coarse?”

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My body stopped producing growth hormone when I was 12.

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Rumor has it there’s a forbidden book of cannibal recipes, each one written by a different master chef.

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She opened her mouth and closed her eyes, and wondered all about her big surprise.

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Hundreds and hundreds of flies, their population is out of control!

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"We are NOT terrorists!"

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"He cries every single night and tells me that Asmodeus did really mean things to him at school."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The Baron’s eyes glowed angry like sparks and his voice was coal when he answered the call: “Just a cigar- did you forget about my rum?!”	7
The captain looked at his navigations team and shouted over the screaming alarms, "GET US OUT OF HERE!"	7
In my defense, she did say ‘eat me’.	7
He caresses her trembling body with the smooth side of his power sander and asks: “fine or coarse?”	7
My body stopped producing growth hormone when I was 12.	7
Rumor has it there’s a forbidden book of cannibal recipes, each one written by a different master chef.	7
She opened her mouth and closed her eyes, and wondered all about her big surprise.	7
Hundreds and hundreds of flies, their population is out of control!	7
"We are NOT terrorists!"	7
"He cries every single night and tells me that Asmodeus did really mean things to him at school."	7