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Feelin’ cute ;)

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Pavlov: “I’ve learned a lot from our canine cousins, but the next hypotheses must be tested on humans.”

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My dog is pregnant!

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My mom and dad still love me, in spite of what I’ve done.

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I finally found a daycare I can afford!

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I’m really fucking tired of all the news media- and even fictional posts on here- always making it look like only men are mass shooters.

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Fucking breeder, I hate how you look at me like I’m some kinda freak!

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Yeah, it’ll hurt.

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"read the line- Read it!"

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My dentistry partner was arrested for putting more than his hands in patient’s mouths.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Feelin’ cute ;)	5
Pavlov: “I’ve learned a lot from our canine cousins, but the next hypotheses must be tested on humans.”	5
My dog is pregnant!	5
My mom and dad still love me, in spite of what I’ve done.	5
I finally found a daycare I can afford!	5
I’m really fucking tired of all the news media- and even fictional posts on here- always making it look like only men are mass shooters.	5
Fucking breeder, I hate how you look at me like I’m some kinda freak!	5
Yeah, it’ll hurt.	5
"read the line- Read it!"	5
My dentistry partner was arrested for putting more than his hands in patient’s mouths.	5