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Let's go hunting for ticks.

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Anyone know the best place to sell some Murderabilia?

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[FEB21] Cupid’s arrow struck deeply, so he bought every single one of her pay-per-views and sent her a couple hundred in tips.

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We’re sorry but God has issued a recall on all 2000-2005 models.

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The tests came back and I have leukemia- it’s no surprise, all things considered.

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Don’t worry, you won’t be alone in there for long.

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My son is finally going to bring his newest girlfriend over to dinner!

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Turns out they weren’t just selling our data to advertisers.

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I went through all the effort of cooking her breakfast, but my wife left without eating so she didn’t even ingest the poison!

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The CEO drummed his fingers on his desk and finally said: "This is pretty damning evidence, huh?"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Let's go hunting for ticks.	11
Anyone know the best place to sell some Murderabilia?	11
[FEB21] Cupid’s arrow struck deeply, so he bought every single one of her pay-per-views and sent her a couple hundred in tips.	11
We’re sorry but God has issued a recall on all 2000-2005 models.	11
The tests came back and I have leukemia- it’s no surprise, all things considered.	11
Don’t worry, you won’t be alone in there for long.	11
My son is finally going to bring his newest girlfriend over to dinner!	11
Turns out they weren’t just selling our data to advertisers.	11
I went through all the effort of cooking her breakfast, but my wife left without eating so she didn’t even ingest the poison!	11
The CEO drummed his fingers on his desk and finally said: "This is pretty damning evidence, huh?"	11