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Old McDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O and on that farm he had some mink!

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Is it dark enough to see your reflection in your window right now?

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He and I were neck and neck all year and I really thought I’d win the pot.

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It's much easier when they pray.

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Before I left to go to work I used a busted plug to short the power.

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His mother had made it look so easy, she had simply dragged the match across the box and it had flared up in beautiful light.

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It was the best sex I’d ever had, and I was getting really carried away.

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Interracial relationships absolutely disgust me, and for a long time I thought there wasn’t anything I could do about it.

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People always say Thai food is super spicy.

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“Thank you for calling the medvice hotline, this is Dr. Jones, how can I help you?”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Old McDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O and on that farm he had some mink!	6
Is it dark enough to see your reflection in your window right now?	6
He and I were neck and neck all year and I really thought I’d win the pot.	6
It's much easier when they pray.	6
Before I left to go to work I used a busted plug to short the power.	5
His mother had made it look so easy, she had simply dragged the match across the box and it had flared up in beautiful light.	5
It was the best sex I’d ever had, and I was getting really carried away.	5
Interracial relationships absolutely disgust me, and for a long time I thought there wasn’t anything I could do about it.	5
People always say Thai food is super spicy.	5
“Thank you for calling the medvice hotline, this is Dr. Jones, how can I help you?”	5