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"Why do you want to buy a gun?"

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Okay class, today we have a special project planned which I’m sure you’ll find both exciting and academically enriching.

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He knew begging wouldn’t save his life.

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Well, old Bess just ain’t milkin’ like she used to, I’m afraid I’m gonna have to put ‘er down.

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I was checking my phone while I used the urinal.

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“Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you donwn...”

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It’s a beautiful night in this neighborhood.

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I just found out my entire life is actually a fucking ARG.

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"Come back and help me, this isn't funny!"

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It's not our fault, we didn't realize she was pregnant.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Why do you want to buy a gun?"	4
Okay class, today we have a special project planned which I’m sure you’ll find both exciting and academically enriching.	4
He knew begging wouldn’t save his life.	4
Well, old Bess just ain’t milkin’ like she used to, I’m afraid I’m gonna have to put ‘er down.	4
I was checking my phone while I used the urinal.	4
“Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you donwn...”	4
It’s a beautiful night in this neighborhood.	4
I just found out my entire life is actually a fucking ARG.	4
"Come back and help me, this isn't funny!"	4
It's not our fault, we didn't realize she was pregnant.	3