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The main benefit to using biological weapons, is that it demoralizes the enemy.

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The priest wanted to be the holiest.

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“Welcome back, I’m pleased to say your Sex Reassignment Surgery was a complete success!”

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There’s been a catastrophe at the hadron collider, a singularity is growing this very moment.

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He nailed the audition, he was the perfect choice to play our psycho killer.

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“Yes children come to Sesame Street, all of us monsters are so friendly- not scary at all.”

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My girlfriend flat out refused to get an abortion.

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I’ve been thinking about it, and I’ve decided I’m gonna gild those people who got doxed.

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If I had known how much I’d miss my sister-

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“So you wanna date my daughter, eh?”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The main benefit to using biological weapons, is that it demoralizes the enemy.	4
The priest wanted to be the holiest.	4
“Welcome back, I’m pleased to say your Sex Reassignment Surgery was a complete success!”	4
There’s been a catastrophe at the hadron collider, a singularity is growing this very moment.	4
He nailed the audition, he was the perfect choice to play our psycho killer.	4
“Yes children come to Sesame Street, all of us monsters are so friendly- not scary at all.”	4
My girlfriend flat out refused to get an abortion.	4
I’ve been thinking about it, and I’ve decided I’m gonna gild those people who got doxed.	4
If I had known how much I’d miss my sister-	4
“So you wanna date my daughter, eh?”	4