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Fathers who aren't willing to stick around and be dads ought to be ashamed of themselves.

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I favor my most devout followers with a stigmata.

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I used to only write horror and tragedy, but now it’s happy adventures and nothing else.

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She’s working on her degree but it is a waste: she’ll only ever be good for retail.

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Mom found out I was selling, and she said she was disappointed and ashamed.

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I turned to cuddle her but she wasn't there so I climbed out of bed and found her sitting in the arm chair, knitting him a blanket.

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I placed a snug blanket over my child and whispered: "sleep tight my little angel."

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Get those fucking homeless out of the park.

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My daughter got married today.

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I remember being happy.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Fathers who aren't willing to stick around and be dads ought to be ashamed of themselves.	13
I favor my most devout followers with a stigmata.	13
I used to only write horror and tragedy, but now it’s happy adventures and nothing else.	13
She’s working on her degree but it is a waste: she’ll only ever be good for retail.	13
Mom found out I was selling, and she said she was disappointed and ashamed.	13
I turned to cuddle her but she wasn't there so I climbed out of bed and found her sitting in the arm chair, knitting him a blanket.	12
I placed a snug blanket over my child and whispered: "sleep tight my little angel."	12
Get those fucking homeless out of the park.	12
My daughter got married today.	12
I remember being happy.	12