/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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There’s a monster in my closet.

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Okay guys, I know none of us like them, but just pretend they fit in so we don't hurt their feelings.

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She was the perfect girl, and back then I knew I should have been attracted to her so I pretended.

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"Mommy, are we gonna have a big party when I turn 5?"

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I was born with the ability to read people’s truest feelings towards me, that’s why I proposed- I knew she loved me more than anybody ever has.

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"Like, come on old buddy, you gotta eat!"

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I've been looking at my troxler distortions in the mirror every day.

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Ash walked out with tears in his eyes- the crowd was booing but he didn't even hear it.

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The child cowered in the corner and watched the two people he loved most.

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She was so excited to have a new puppy, she kissed him on the snout and said: "Okay Rover, you be a good boy now!"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
There’s a monster in my closet.	50
Okay guys, I know none of us like them, but just pretend they fit in so we don't hurt their feelings.	49
She was the perfect girl, and back then I knew I should have been attracted to her so I pretended.	48
"Mommy, are we gonna have a big party when I turn 5?"	48
I was born with the ability to read people’s truest feelings towards me, that’s why I proposed- I knew she loved me more than anybody ever has.	46
"Like, come on old buddy, you gotta eat!"	45
I've been looking at my troxler distortions in the mirror every day.	43
Ash walked out with tears in his eyes- the crowd was booing but he didn't even hear it.	41
The child cowered in the corner and watched the two people he loved most.	40
She was so excited to have a new puppy, she kissed him on the snout and said: "Okay Rover, you be a good boy now!"	39