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“Please, I know how it looks, but it’s just her allergies!”

161 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I'm so excited when I slide the tip in, I get chills the exact moment of penetration.

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I was proud of my work, so I showed her and asked what she thought.

161 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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Her voice came from the shadows: “My pet is old now, too old to hunt but he still wants to kill.”

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I remembered her goodbye letter, "I'm not beautiful and I never will be."

154 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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He took the stage, and trembled in the spotlight, "Hey everybody, I h-hope you're ready to laugh!"

139 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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We are the greatest nation on earth, we must not permit any of our citizens to go hungry!

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I’ve always loved playing mix and match with my toys- you know swap the heads for Barbie and G.I.-Joe to make a frankentoy.

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When my boyfriend said he wanted to leave, of course I let him go.

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Have you ever accidentally found someone you know while browsing for porn?

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