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A nice looking white couple is adopting me, I'm kinda nervous but before my mom passed she always used to say I should 'never judge somebody by the color of their skin'.

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As people were leaving, my professor asked me to wait, once we were alone he said, “I know you’re cheating.”

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The child shrieked in pain and alarm and yanked his bleeding stubs back of the cookie jar.

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All three of my girlfriends are pregnant and I don’t know a damn thing about delivering babies.

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I had a couple leeches on me when I climbed out of the water.

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I asked her if she’d like to join me for coffee sometime.

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Most of my patients don’t know what an enucleation is.

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I just heard somebody upstairs!

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She flicked her tongue across his tip then slid her lips down and around his throbbing shaft....

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I usually love snacking on roasted nuts.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A nice looking white couple is adopting me, I'm kinda nervous but before my mom passed she always used to say I should 'never judge somebody by the color of their skin'.	129	TwoSentenceHorror
As people were leaving, my professor asked me to wait, once we were alone he said, “I know you’re cheating.”	128	TwoSentenceHorror
The child shrieked in pain and alarm and yanked his bleeding stubs back of the cookie jar.	125	TwoSentenceHorror
All three of my girlfriends are pregnant and I don’t know a damn thing about delivering babies.	123	TwoSentenceHorror
I had a couple leeches on me when I climbed out of the water.	122	TwoSentenceHorror
I asked her if she’d like to join me for coffee sometime.	122	TwoSentenceHorror
Most of my patients don’t know what an enucleation is.	121	TwoSentenceHorror
I just heard somebody upstairs!	120	TwoSentenceHorror
She flicked her tongue across his tip then slid her lips down and around his throbbing shaft....	120	TwoSentenceHorror
I usually love snacking on roasted nuts.	118	TwoSentenceHorror