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“Oh, h-ney thank Go- you answered!”

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I'm starting to understand the appeal of bird watching!

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“Oh fuck, I think I’m in love with your big, yummy cock!”

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I never killed any of those kids!

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They say bears are attracted to period blood.

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“What are you talking about- why is there a missing persons report about me?

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“If that bastard wins the election he’s going to dig into all our fortunes and redistribute to the goddamned losers at the bottom!”

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"My son, you're going to be famous, nobody's ever survived a species reassignment surgery before!"

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Hey my girlfriend and I can't agree, please help.

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“My son deserves to live in a happy home where his parents actually love each other.”

51 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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