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“Men, the truth is grim: we’ve used the last of our rations- but we will NOT starve!”

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You have the prettiest eyes!

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There’s a monster in my closet.

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Okay guys, I know none of us like them, but just pretend they fit in so we don't hurt their feelings.

49 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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I used super glue to stick the empty gun in his palm.

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She was the perfect girl, and back then I knew I should have been attracted to her so I pretended.

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"Mommy, are we gonna have a big party when I turn 5?"

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Hit me baby one more time!

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I've always been fascinated by human behavior, that's why I'm a people watcher...

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Just picked up some neon orange paint from home depot.

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