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“This is the most tender meat I’ve ever tasted, what is it?”

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I monitor my husbands profile and the other day some bitch came asking so I sent her a pic of his naked body.

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“Mommy, now that I’m five do you think daddy will come back now?

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People often guess the worse thing about immortality would be living long enough to see your loved ones die.

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She whispered, and it was like her breath on his ear was all he could feel: “the only thing I want to do is get you hard.”

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“I’m not a serial killer.”

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My body is a temple.

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“I was just making my baby brover comfy cozy.”

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2 months ago I stopped asking my husband for sex because because it always seemed to annoy him.

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I read aloud from the Holy Bible, "Greater love hath no man than this: that a man lay down his life for his friends."

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