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I really want to bone that girl she’s exactly my type.

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My son just told me he was gay...

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I read aloud from the Holy Bible, "Greater love hath no man than this: that a man lay down his life for his friends."

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I got my van painted up just like the mystery machine.

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We found a suitable planet for terraforming.

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She leaned over his belly and sniffed the air, when she caught the scent she flexed her claws.

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It happened when you were in preschool.

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Oh my god, I can't believe I'm winning a Grammy!

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This is the first time I’ve ever broken a bone.

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I always looked forward to growing old with her.

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