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God: “Lucifer come watch, the humans are starting their second world war!”

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Well, old Bess just ain’t milkin’ like she used to, I’m afraid I’m gonna have to put ‘er down.

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I just found out my entire life is actually a fucking ARG.

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We ran out of tapioca balls for the bubble tea, but I wasn’t worried.

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I was checking my phone while I used the urinal.

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Sandy, I'm so sorry but when I opened the door to give Rufus food he darted right out and he hasn't come back, call me when you get this text :(

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If I had known how much I’d miss my sister-

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[MORPH] The beast slithered into the wrinkled bag of flesh, like a snake unshedding its skin.

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She is so beautiful and unaware! Even though I haven’t done it yet, I’m already mourning her death.

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"Why are you doing this?" he questioned me through puffy and bruised eyes.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
God: “Lucifer come watch, the humans are starting their second world war!”	4	TwoSentenceHorror
Well, old Bess just ain’t milkin’ like she used to, I’m afraid I’m gonna have to put ‘er down.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
I just found out my entire life is actually a fucking ARG.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
We ran out of tapioca balls for the bubble tea, but I wasn’t worried.	4	TwoSentenceComedy
I was checking my phone while I used the urinal.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
Sandy, I'm so sorry but when I opened the door to give Rufus food he darted right out and he hasn't come back, call me when you get this text :(	4	TwoSentenceHorror
If I had known how much I’d miss my sister-	4	TwoSentenceHorror
[MORPH] The beast slithered into the wrinkled bag of flesh, like a snake unshedding its skin.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
She is so beautiful and unaware! Even though I haven’t done it yet, I’m already mourning her death.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
"Why are you doing this?" he questioned me through puffy and bruised eyes.	4	TwoSentenceHorror