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I know you're alive, this isn't a funny prank!

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He had set up his radio to run on solar power.

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They did a CT scan for my headaches, they found evidence of years worth of trauma, including skull fractures.

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“You should come over tonight, we’ve got some of finest bitches you’ve ever seen.”

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My only real motivation was simple utilitarianism, there was no better method.

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It’s gonna be a long time before I need to buy more hide for my leather working.

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Assholes keep accusing me of karma whoring my mom’s death.

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“Please,” I tried to press the shovel and the rum into his boney fingers, “please Baron, dig my grave!”

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Dahmer was such an idiot.

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They just made a movie based on one of my twosentencehorrors, it made shit loads of money and I got nothing.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I know you're alive, this isn't a funny prank!	2	TwoSentenceHorror
He had set up his radio to run on solar power.	2	TwoSentenceHorror
They did a CT scan for my headaches, they found evidence of years worth of trauma, including skull fractures.	2	TwoSentenceHorror
“You should come over tonight, we’ve got some of finest bitches you’ve ever seen.”	2	TwoSentenceHorror
My only real motivation was simple utilitarianism, there was no better method.	2	TwoSentenceHorror
It’s gonna be a long time before I need to buy more hide for my leather working.	2	TwoSentenceHorror
Assholes keep accusing me of karma whoring my mom’s death.	2	TwoSentenceHorror
“Please,” I tried to press the shovel and the rum into his boney fingers, “please Baron, dig my grave!”	2	TwoSentenceHorror
Dahmer was such an idiot.	2	TwoSentenceHorror
They just made a movie based on one of my twosentencehorrors, it made shit loads of money and I got nothing.	2	TwoSentenceHorror