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“Hey google, do NOT ever play any James Taylor songs on this google assistant.”

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I told Mr. Lucas that Tracy was calling me dirty names.

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“Mommy I’m cold can I sleep in your bed?”

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I thought: since my life was such a failure, hopefully my son would be a success.

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His excitement was butchered by total confusion as he watched his own body climb out of the 2000 year old burial chamber.

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Ewwww, I just walked in on my brother sucking-face with his girlfriend!

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I see the flashing blues and reds in my rear view.

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Help please!

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[MORPH] One of them changed.

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I was hiking in the hills when I got swarmed and chased by hundreds and hundreds of flies, which tried to climb into my nose and mouth.

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