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So I finally got a tattoo!

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They said my dramatic brain in jury would heel and I’d reglover all my fuckkillties.

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Not to put a downer on things, but did you guys hear about the maniac who’s been killing redditors?

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The brain is a finite space, the more you cram in there the sooner it runs out.

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“Help- what are you supposed to do if your kitty won’t stop scratching!?”

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They wouldn’t stop hurting me, so I had to leave- had to get away!

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They’re making the pledge of national allegiance mandatory at every public event now, and any one who refuses is put on a registry!

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I’m taking my family white water rafting. I’m not going to “do” anything to make it more dangerous, but I like to do risky stuff with the wife and kids, that way if any of them die it won’t be my fault.

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Humans have a minor psychic sense, it’s best described as passive reception and will be easy to exploit.

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We made a promise that we’d starve to death before we ever resorted to THAT...

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
So I finally got a tattoo!	2	TwoSentenceHorror
They said my dramatic brain in jury would heel and I’d reglover all my fuckkillties.	2	TwoSentenceHorror
Not to put a downer on things, but did you guys hear about the maniac who’s been killing redditors?	2	TwoSentenceHorror
The brain is a finite space, the more you cram in there the sooner it runs out.	2	TwoSentenceHorror
“Help- what are you supposed to do if your kitty won’t stop scratching!?”	2	TwoSentenceComedy
They wouldn’t stop hurting me, so I had to leave- had to get away!	2	TwoSentenceHorror
They’re making the pledge of national allegiance mandatory at every public event now, and any one who refuses is put on a registry!	2	TwoSentenceHorror
I’m taking my family white water rafting. I’m not going to “do” anything to make it more dangerous, but I like to do risky stuff with the wife and kids, that way if any of them die it won’t be my fault.	2	TwoSentenceHorror
Humans have a minor psychic sense, it’s best described as passive reception and will be easy to exploit.	2	TwoSentenceHorror
We made a promise that we’d starve to death before we ever resorted to THAT...	2	TwoSentenceHorror