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They have earned my respect, it was noble of them to inform us which cities they’d consider bombing.

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They came chasing us through the woods- whooping and firing hot lead.

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"All right, let's see about your cavity."

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My girlfriend flat out refused to get an abortion.

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These humans are so stupid and gullible it will be easy to select my meal.

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"Please, let me live- I've got kids, I can't die- please!"

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“The good news is your gonna be famous.”

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My wife asked for a dick pick.

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I’m tired of the same old...

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“If you’ve really been in love with me since we were kids, then you’d be an idiot not to kiss me and ask me upstairs.”

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