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I love picking up exotic foods at stores like Trader Joe’s and Whole Foods.

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I’ve been thinking about it, and I’ve decided I’m gonna gild those people who got doxed.

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“Yes children come to Sesame Street, all of us monsters are so friendly- not scary at all.”

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I want these motherfuckers to die, but I’m not stupid enough to go shooting.

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I told My humans that I’d never wash them away with a flood again.

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Okay class, today we have a special project planned which I’m sure you’ll find both exciting and academically enriching.

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Emerging research indicates that humans may have minor ESP. An anxious feeling, or an unexplained sense of impending doom may truly be a subtle premonition.

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Once the fecal patties are adequately treated they have the same color and consistency as our baked beans anyway.

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Psychology doesn’t often deal in absolutes, but we do know one thing about the human condition: we are a species that is naturally interested in causing pain and harm.

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oh my god, you’re so wet! Hold still baby,

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I love picking up exotic foods at stores like Trader Joe’s and Whole Foods.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
I’ve been thinking about it, and I’ve decided I’m gonna gild those people who got doxed.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
“Yes children come to Sesame Street, all of us monsters are so friendly- not scary at all.”	4	TwoSentenceHorror
I want these motherfuckers to die, but I’m not stupid enough to go shooting.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
I told My humans that I’d never wash them away with a flood again.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
Okay class, today we have a special project planned which I’m sure you’ll find both exciting and academically enriching.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
Emerging research indicates that humans may have minor ESP. An anxious feeling, or an unexplained sense of impending doom may truly be a subtle premonition.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
Once the fecal patties are adequately treated they have the same color and consistency as our baked beans anyway.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
Psychology doesn’t often deal in absolutes, but we do know one thing about the human condition: we are a species that is naturally interested in causing pain and harm.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
oh my god, you’re so wet! Hold still baby,	4	TwoSentenceHorror