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I know parents are just supposed to love their kids unconditionally....

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r/todayilearned

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He nailed the audition, he was the perfect choice to play our psycho killer.

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“Welcome back, I’m pleased to say your Sex Reassignment Surgery was a complete success!”

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They say “you can pick your friends and you can pick you nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.”

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You know that feeling when you are lying in bed and it fucking feels like there are spiders crawling on your neck or back?

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I was half way through my Margarita, when someone yelled “stop you’re killing her!”

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He knew begging wouldn’t save his life.

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“Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you donwn...”

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The main benefit to using biological weapons, is that it demoralizes the enemy.

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