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Today he saw the news, and he turned and asked me “momma if they killed that man just for being black, does that mean they would have done the same to me?”

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She hooked me up to brainwave monitors, and pressed a gun against my head.

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I woke to his voice, "You'll have a headache for a couple days, but the transplant was a complete success."

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”They do not know God and the Holy Trinity, convert them!”

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I don’t want the fucking pharmaceutical company poisoning my daughter, but I also don’t want our pediatrician getting all preachy on me.

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It's not our fault, we didn't realize she was pregnant.

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You ready babe, we’re about to go deeper?

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Our country finally decided to drop the pretense of democratic representation.

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Flu vaccines are here!

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It takes a long time to clean your nails after cutting somebody.

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