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We are not eco-terrorists, nothing about our motivations is political.

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We’ve all got our own preferences- I for one prefer mine aged with active cultures.

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One of my kindergarten students is obsessed with vampires- he keeps wearing those glow in the dark fangs to class.

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She wrapped both hands tight around his shaft, and teased him to the point of release.

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At first, I was pretty happy for my cousin- he found the love of his life and I was honored to be in the wedding party.

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“Wanna place some bets on the outcome of the next election?”

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Loaded up the live stream.

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My friends are always rubbing it in my face how much better they are at call of duty.

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Trying to boost her self esteem, she posted some sexy pictures on reddit.

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You ever heard a kid cry from a splinter?

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