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“Peter, we’re pregnant!”

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I can’t work because I’m quarantined.

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The world has made a deliberate effort to dismantle the overwhelming majority of its nukes...

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The death toll for covid is way higher than anybody is actually reporting. There are bodies in the street, and government censors controlling our media.

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THE FUN IS OVER YOU WEIRD LITTLE FUCKS.

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ThDre’s this one meat head who always makes fun of me when I’m cleaning the gym.

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It’s true, I’m the fun man.

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I don't really give a damn if a couple fucking-illiterate tribesmen try to put up a big protest.

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I was hoping it was a fluke, but I’ve been taking careful measurements for over two weeks!”

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The lights were flickering in a spooky, fun kinda way so my kids and I made up some silly ghost stories and went to bed.

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