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I don't understand why it's so damn expensive to neuter a dog.

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"What's worse: the idea of having to kill your brother for your own survival, or the idea of being murdered by him?"

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In all our myths and stories, we always thought the dead would come back biting.

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My boyfriend is taking me to some fancy event, he said I’ll be the guest of honor!

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"Thank you for dropping off poor Rufus, we'll find a suitable home for him."

60 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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Jimmy was always like that- always trying to help his mom and I with "grown-up" chores.

59 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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I bought the uniform on ebay.

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I know people say there’s nothing worse than having to bury your own child.

58 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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"Excuse me, I'd like to speak to your manager."

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I thought my writing was really good, but those bastard critics described my writing as forgettable and mediocre- they even said my writing was dull!

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