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They force me to take this pill that makes me hallucinate that I'm in some kind of hospital with a bunch of drooling crazies and incontinent old people.

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I'm not as cute or cuddly as the other dogs but a family finally adopted me!

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I went to the future to see if humans would ever learn to get along.

62 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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She leaned in for a closer look and gasped: "Oh my god it's so fucking big!"

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I think it’s kinda misleading and unfair to call black girls “chocolate” and white girls “vanilla”...

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Most people don’t understand this, but high-kill shelters can be more humane than no-kill shelters.

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omg I can’t believe I’m doing this, but he offered me A LOT of money to star in a dirty video.

62 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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New target ordered, use the enclosed information to track them down and terminate.

61 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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You pray to God.

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I thought it was just your typical porn shoot.

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