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I tried to ignore her but she kept asking, so I took out my earbuds and told her I was listening to The Clash.

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I hear him say, “are you nice and snug in there, room for one more?”

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Every day for the past week and a half I've gone to the beach around sunset, waiting for the perfect shot.

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Doc says my recovery from the resective lobectomy went extremely well, but I’m not so sure.

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The poor creature thrashed and cried out, but in the end it was captured.

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"Thank you," she smiled as she patted her pregnant belly. "I agree, this one will make a favorable sacrifice."

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We’ve bred wolves into chihuahuas and great danes.

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I want to kill that bastard for what he did to my little girl.

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My kid came back from school with a black eye.

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“Grandma, what big eyes you have!”

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