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We’re going to ask the hospital to let us keep the fetus after her abortion.

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While mowing the lawn I found a bunch of cigarette butts right outside my little sister’s bedroom window...

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She was so excited to have a new puppy, she kissed him on the snout and said: "Okay Rover, you be a good boy now!"

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“Honey, we need to take the money....”

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It was definitely a surprise to learn my wife had an amputation fetish.

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I worked up the courage to tell my dad what had happened.

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It took lots of work and some massive loans, but I finally have my degree!

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“When I was a kid I used to smear Elmer’s glue all over my own hands just so I could peel it off again, so this is kinda nostalgic for me.”

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I could hear them- clear as day- right outside.

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I told my mom, "Happy Mothers day!"

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We’re going to ask the hospital to let us keep the fetus after her abortion.	39	TwoSentenceHorror
While mowing the lawn I found a bunch of cigarette butts right outside my little sister’s bedroom window...	39	TwoSentenceHorror
She was so excited to have a new puppy, she kissed him on the snout and said: "Okay Rover, you be a good boy now!"	39	TwoSentenceSadness
“Honey, we need to take the money....”	39	TwoSentenceHorror
It was definitely a surprise to learn my wife had an amputation fetish.	38	TwoSentenceHorror
I worked up the courage to tell my dad what had happened.	38	TwoSentenceSadness
It took lots of work and some massive loans, but I finally have my degree!	38	TwoSentenceSadness
“When I was a kid I used to smear Elmer’s glue all over my own hands just so I could peel it off again, so this is kinda nostalgic for me.”	38	TwoSentenceHorror
I could hear them- clear as day- right outside.	38	TwoSentenceSadness
I told my mom, "Happy Mothers day!"	38	TwoSentenceSadness