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I give the hottest tenants lower rates on their rent.

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Since the car accident I've really turned my life around: I married my crush and we live in a beautiful home, I even completed my creative writing degree and paid back all my student loans with the profits from my first book!

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I didn't want to do it, but my commanding officer gave me the order...

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“Are you pulling my leg?”

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I’m not saying you shouldn’t cut down and decorate your own Christmas tree.

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Today my teacher said we were gonna play a game called hangman!

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The Earth experiment has failed.

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The little pups whimpered, but it had been long since their mother had brought them warm meat and their bellies were gnawing for food.

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The toy boat was washed into the storm drain and little Georgie reached in after it.

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I paid her upfront to jump out of the cake at your party.

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