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Life Hack: using a smaller knife makes a tighter hole ;)

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My girlfriend is a furry.

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I just won the lotto, and I can finally afford to play around a bit!

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She was too uncomfortable.

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“Look out he’s got a gun!”

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Since the car accident I've really turned my life around: I married my crush and we live in a beautiful home, I even completed my creative writing degree and paid back all my student loans with the profits from my first book!

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“I don’t think mommy loves me.”

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Had a dream I was working retail.

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“I used to have a monster locked up in here.”

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I give the hottest tenants lower rates on their rent.

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