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“Oh fuck, put it back in!”

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“You’re cock is gonna go into a frenzy when you see the slutty little thing I’m wearing.” NSFW

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My son loves sharks, he’s always wanted to learn more about them.

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I wish my baby could stay small and adorable forever.

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“Like, zoinks, what’s gotten into you, old buddy?”

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I looked through our window and saw my mom and dad without their faces on.

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“All I want is you: deep inside of me.”

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“When you’re scared, just pull the covers over your head and count to 100 and the monsters will disappear.”

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My grandma clutched her stomach and winced in pain, "Oh- oh lordy, I think there's something wrong with this tea!"

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The boy flung his tickets to the floor and pounded desperately at the door, begging to be let out of the fun-house.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Oh fuck, put it back in!”	716	TwoSentenceHorror
“You’re cock is gonna go into a frenzy when you see the slutty little thing I’m wearing.” NSFW	696	TwoSentenceHorror
My son loves sharks, he’s always wanted to learn more about them.	661	TwoSentenceHorror
I wish my baby could stay small and adorable forever.	653	TwoSentenceHorror
“Like, zoinks, what’s gotten into you, old buddy?”	557	TwoSentenceHorror
I looked through our window and saw my mom and dad without their faces on.	517	TwoSentenceHorror
“All I want is you: deep inside of me.”	504	TwoSentenceHorror
“When you’re scared, just pull the covers over your head and count to 100 and the monsters will disappear.”	482	TwoSentenceHorror
My grandma clutched her stomach and winced in pain, "Oh- oh lordy, I think there's something wrong with this tea!"	467	TwoSentenceHorror
The boy flung his tickets to the floor and pounded desperately at the door, begging to be let out of the fun-house.	413	TwoSentenceHorror