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"The great thing about these de-boning machines, is they don't know or care what kind of carcass they process.

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He finished jotting down a quick note, and then picked up his glasses to put them on.

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My company has really attentive security on premises.

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I tried to calm her down: “Hey, it’s no reason to cry, over a little spilt milk.”

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His body was rotten beyond recognition but I knew his menace- impossible but this was my abuser.

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I won’t teach you to dance, I’ll make you dance.

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“The teat says you’re pregnant!”

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My toddler keeps wanting to cuddle, but it's too risky.

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We were practically like brothers back then and I hadn't heard from him in probably 5 years, so when facebook reminded me it was his birthday I thought I'd reach out.

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For the first few weeks I was stuck reading books like “Curious George” and “Clifford the Big Red Dog”.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"The great thing about these de-boning machines, is they don't know or care what kind of carcass they process.	17	TwoSentenceHorror
He finished jotting down a quick note, and then picked up his glasses to put them on.	17	TwoSentenceHorror
My company has really attentive security on premises.	17	TwoSentenceHorror
I tried to calm her down: “Hey, it’s no reason to cry, over a little spilt milk.”	17	TwoSentenceHorror
His body was rotten beyond recognition but I knew his menace- impossible but this was my abuser.	16	TwoSentenceHorror
I won’t teach you to dance, I’ll make you dance.	16	TwoSentenceHorror
“The teat says you’re pregnant!”	16	TwoSentenceHorror
My toddler keeps wanting to cuddle, but it's too risky.	16	TwoSentenceSadness
We were practically like brothers back then and I hadn't heard from him in probably 5 years, so when facebook reminded me it was his birthday I thought I'd reach out.	16	TwoSentenceSadness
For the first few weeks I was stuck reading books like “Curious George” and “Clifford the Big Red Dog”.	16	TwoSentenceHorror