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She grinned and whispered: “I have a huge sexual appetite.”

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For the first few weeks I was stuck reading books like “Curious George” and “Clifford the Big Red Dog”.

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“Baby, do you still love me after all these years?”

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I slapped my fortune cookie on the table, and peeled the message out of the crumbs:

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“Yo I just grabbed some toddler and dragged him into the unisex bathroom, I can hear his mom shrieking, lol.”

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My toddler keeps wanting to cuddle, but it's too risky.

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I have this weird memory from when I was a kid, my mom was doing some kind of ritual thing in a dark church with graffiti and candles all over the place.

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I don’t always freak out when there’s a bug on me.

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“Tch-tch-tch, wake up, I don’t want you to miss this!”

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I won’t teach you to dance, I’ll make you dance.

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