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I only focused on my breathing, that’s all.

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This laser pointer only cost $2.99 and this scrap wood was free, they’re going to feed us cheap through the winter.

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This morning I yelled out a crossword clue for her- I wanted her help.

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It was easy to feel brave when we were inside the city gates, but the battle is near.

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I won’t teach you to dance, I’ll make you dance.

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My girlfriend is going to satisfy my deepest fetishes and kinks...

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My girlfriend shouldn’t have snooped.

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I have a secret, but it's only for kids- no adults allowed!!!

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Best part about having your own kids?

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We were practically like brothers back then and I hadn't heard from him in probably 5 years, so when facebook reminded me it was his birthday I thought I'd reach out.

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