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She’s blind but she’s utterly gorgeous.

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We thought it would never happen in our country.

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I breed black widows.

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The shelter denied me when I tried to adopt a puppy, they called me a “sicko” and said my social media presence proved I was a danger.

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When my mom passed away I inherited my childhood home.

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Mommy says my baby brother keeps kicking her in the tummy.

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When my girlfriend asked if I’d help fulfill her dirty rape fantasy- I told her “hell yeah!”

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Your hands are in the air, you are waiting to be cuffed.... But the officer smiles, takes aim, and speaks into his radio, “suspect is attempting to resist- I THINK HES GOT A GUN!”

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This stranger keeps insisting it’s true.

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How long should I wait before reporting my wife missing if I want to look less suspicious?

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
She’s blind but she’s utterly gorgeous.	307	TwoSentenceHorror
We thought it would never happen in our country.	300	TwoSentenceHorror
I breed black widows.	298	TwoSentenceHorror
The shelter denied me when I tried to adopt a puppy, they called me a “sicko” and said my social media presence proved I was a danger.	298	TwoSentenceHorror
When my mom passed away I inherited my childhood home.	294	TwoSentenceHorror
Mommy says my baby brother keeps kicking her in the tummy.	276	TwoSentenceComedy
When my girlfriend asked if I’d help fulfill her dirty rape fantasy- I told her “hell yeah!”	274	TwoSentenceHorror
Your hands are in the air, you are waiting to be cuffed.... But the officer smiles, takes aim, and speaks into his radio, “suspect is attempting to resist- I THINK HES GOT A GUN!”	266	TwoSentenceHorror
This stranger keeps insisting it’s true.	265	TwoSentenceHorror
How long should I wait before reporting my wife missing if I want to look less suspicious?	263	TwoSentenceHorror