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I thought I looked pretty good in my profile pic, I was kinda proud.

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Requesting both an Uber and a Lyft at the same time is a great way to entertain yourself with the element of chance.

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People always say there's nothing worse than feeling your mind slip as you enter dementia.

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Tommy was so heartbroken when they buried his wonderful grandma.

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I wanted to have a masterful command over the spoken word, so I wished for a gilded tongue.

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"I can do all this through him who gives me strength, with God all things are possible!"

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After her refusing to come out yet again, I asked my wife why she refuses to spend a romantic evening with me like we used to.

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I went back in time and met my younger, bright eyed, ambitious self.

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The plane was speeding down the runway- and we are airborne!

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[MORPH] At first I thought those guys were a bunch of nuts.

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