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“Should I sound the alarm and trigger the sirens?”

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“Okay angels, this is the day you’ve been waiting for- open season!”

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I went through all the effort of cooking her breakfast, but my wife left without eating so she didn’t even ingest the poison!

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Damn, we aren't producing anywhere near enough O positive.

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The CEO drummed his fingers on his desk and finally said: "This is pretty damning evidence, huh?"

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"Ouch, I said no teeth!"

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“I love watching my wife have fun with other men, I don’t usually join in.”

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We’re sorry but God has issued a recall on all 2000-2005 models.

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What’s the best way to warm up?

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At first he thought it was sleep paralysis.

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