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He said he likes it tight.

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He opened his eyes and felt a sick jolt of fear like a punch in the gut: he'd seen a face outside his window.

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Group MSG: YOOOOO, can you 2 lovebirds 🐥❤️ go get a ducking room, nobody wants to see you guys eating face!

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“Bro, girls like that are always dtf, you can just tell.”

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The rest are barking so much, but the gray one in the far cage is speaking and he sounds like he’s such a good dog.

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I have to believe this is the right thing- she'd say so herself if she were alive.

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An eyelash fell into my eye, and I tried to fish it out....

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I’m so glad I bought this sausage maker!

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Every morning I have to make my kid’s bed again, today I lost my cool and yelled at him for kicking all his blankets on the floor.

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I need a really strong cough suppressant.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
He said he likes it tight.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
He opened his eyes and felt a sick jolt of fear like a punch in the gut: he'd seen a face outside his window.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
Group MSG: YOOOOO, can you 2 lovebirds 🐥❤️ go get a ducking room, nobody wants to see you guys eating face!	9	TwoSentenceHorror
“Bro, girls like that are always dtf, you can just tell.”	9	TwoSentenceHorror
The rest are barking so much, but the gray one in the far cage is speaking and he sounds like he’s such a good dog.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
I have to believe this is the right thing- she'd say so herself if she were alive.	9	TwoSentenceSadness
An eyelash fell into my eye, and I tried to fish it out....	9	TwoSentenceHorror
I’m so glad I bought this sausage maker!	9	TwoSentenceHorror
Every morning I have to make my kid’s bed again, today I lost my cool and yelled at him for kicking all his blankets on the floor.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
I need a really strong cough suppressant.	9	TwoSentenceHorror