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He trembled with excitement as he rolled away the stone: finally he had found the secret tomb of Jesus!
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"Free will is actually an illusion, your actions and feelings are merely the mathematical total of a handful of chemical interactions inside your brain."
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I used to have nightmares about a witch who lived in the trap of the toilet- she’d reach out with her claws, grab my privates, and drag me away like a turd.
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I just found out my wife is acting on her double penetration fantasy with her ex and a neighbor, so I'm racing home to make that a triple penetration....
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I’m sure my face looked ugly as I strained to push out a massive poo, but finally I had the upper hand.
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I was given a chance to look into parallel universes, so I looked up my alternate lives in the hopes that I'd find out what makes me happy.
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