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Miss Frizzle just announced a field trip to see what life was like in the good old days in New Orleans!

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I turned on the light so I could see into my fritos bag and fish out the last few crumbs.

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My oldest son started playing airsoft.

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He hadn't returned my calls for the past three weeks so I drove over to check on him.

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I've always spayed all my pets.

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A fly landed on my arm and I slapped it.

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I won the contract to remodel and maintain that new “haunted house” attraction!

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My kid won't stop playing those violent video games where you shoot random people on the street.

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Hot oil definitely makes ‘em twitch.

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I just realized I’ve been wasting WAY too much time on reddit.

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