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The old hag pointed her arthritic finger: “you will grow body hair everywhere!”

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omg I hooked up with a total hottie last night, and there’s enough meat on him to share 🤤

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Oh, so it's okay to eat poor INNOCENT baby cows, but it's not okay to eat people (Who are actually the real monsters)???

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My doctor said the cancer is still operable, and that there's an incredibly high success rate for this kind of surgery.

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Even though the culprit is in custody, the US Marshals Service had to put me in a witness protection safehouse- out of fear that the gang responsible would try to silence my testimony.

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He opened the door and saw the rose petals scattered across the stairs with a single-word note laid on on each step.

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“Pierre, it’s finally time to meet your father.”

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AMA by proxy: I’m going to execute him in the morning.

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Did I remember to lock the front door?

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Hacked the suicide hotline and managed to grab a couple hundred phone numbers from their data logs.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The old hag pointed her arthritic finger: “you will grow body hair everywhere!”	13	TwoSentenceHorror
omg I hooked up with a total hottie last night, and there’s enough meat on him to share 🤤	13	TwoSentenceHorror
Oh, so it's okay to eat poor INNOCENT baby cows, but it's not okay to eat people (Who are actually the real monsters)???	13	TwoSentenceHorror
My doctor said the cancer is still operable, and that there's an incredibly high success rate for this kind of surgery.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
Even though the culprit is in custody, the US Marshals Service had to put me in a witness protection safehouse- out of fear that the gang responsible would try to silence my testimony.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
He opened the door and saw the rose petals scattered across the stairs with a single-word note laid on on each step.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
“Pierre, it’s finally time to meet your father.”	13	TwoSentenceHorror
AMA by proxy: I’m going to execute him in the morning.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
Did I remember to lock the front door?	13	TwoSentenceHorror
Hacked the suicide hotline and managed to grab a couple hundred phone numbers from their data logs.	13	TwoSentenceHorror