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According to the official police report, this was a simple mistake: they raided the wrong address.

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"What are you going to do to me?"

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She’s working on her degree but it is a waste: she’ll only ever be good for retail.

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I used to only write horror and tragedy, but now it’s happy adventures and nothing else.

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Fathers who aren't willing to stick around and be dads ought to be ashamed of themselves.

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I favor my most devout followers with a stigmata.

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Mom found out I was selling, and she said she was disappointed and ashamed.

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He almost came the moment he slid into her- she felt even better than he'd imagined.

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The obesity epidemic is getting out of control, and these fatties just don't wanna work for their health.

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I’m using the KonMari method to try to tidy this place up.

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