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Got to work, ready to punch in.

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I could hear it in my head- a perfect song, a fully arranged masterpiece.

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Our health teacher couldn’t get a copy of “The Miracle of Life” to show in class.

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I'm hungry and I'm cold- but more than that, I'm begging for some fucking acknowledgment.

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My husband and I are both down to play with OPP.

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Call me a follower, whatever, but I'm finally jumping on the all-organic bandwagon.

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It can be dangerous to give a big dog small bones, they might choke.

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“My boyfriend always joked that since he was actually a werewolf, I’d end up giving birth to a pup.”

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I try to nurture my son's creativity.

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"Quick, bring the fattest kids up front, make sure they have a couple toys and healthy looking food- clean water- in every single cage!"

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