/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

A bunch of stupid fuckin’ kids keep sneakin onto my property and getting up to no good in my duck pond.

212 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

Click below to reveal your special message!

208 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

My take on the wolfman. Link to more about him in the comments

208 upvotes • r/creepypasta

Mark as read: Add to a list

They needed a break from the chaos, so they rented a mountain cabin and soaked up the beauty of nature.

204 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

I snuck her in last week and so far, nobody at the museum has realized she's not a wax sculpture.

200 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

It all started with some light gore, they’d pay me to sneak a camera into the operating room.

195 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

"Sorry John, we didn't want to arrest you but you know the public eye is on us we don't really have a choice."

195 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

Most of the corpses that come through my mortuary are old, fat, and ugly.

190 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

They said I could go into a coma if the tumor grew any larger, but then it started to shrink and the cancer went into remission; I even got the promotion and paid off my loans with the sign on bonus, so life has been going great!

188 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

My girlfriend always complains about how her kids are such a handful- they really wear her down.

185 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A bunch of stupid fuckin’ kids keep sneakin onto my property and getting up to no good in my duck pond.	212	TwoSentenceHorror
Click below to reveal your special message!	208	TwoSentenceHorror
My take on the wolfman. Link to more about him in the comments	208	creepypasta
They needed a break from the chaos, so they rented a mountain cabin and soaked up the beauty of nature.	204	TwoSentenceHorror
I snuck her in last week and so far, nobody at the museum has realized she's not a wax sculpture.	200	TwoSentenceHorror
It all started with some light gore, they’d pay me to sneak a camera into the operating room.	195	TwoSentenceHorror
"Sorry John, we didn't want to arrest you but you know the public eye is on us we don't really have a choice."	195	TwoSentenceHorror
Most of the corpses that come through my mortuary are old, fat, and ugly.	190	TwoSentenceHorror
They said I could go into a coma if the tumor grew any larger, but then it started to shrink and the cancer went into remission; I even got the promotion and paid off my loans with the sign on bonus, so life has been going great!	188	TwoSentenceHorror
My girlfriend always complains about how her kids are such a handful- they really wear her down.	185	TwoSentenceHorror