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Anybody know where I can buy gear to do my own tattooing or branding?

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I asked God, “what is to be my life’s greatest accomplishment?”

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Rufus must have been trying to protect me.

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I feel like such a goddamn idiot!

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Your lab partner pries the lid of the box and dumps the dermestids into the chamber with you. “Sorry about the restraints,” he says, “but how else can I test my hypothesis that the flesh eating beetles will actually eat living tissue under the right conditions.”

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The captain looked at his navigations team and shouted over the screaming alarms, "GET US OUT OF HERE!"

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Are you capable of enjoying the kill?

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I’m the luckiest kid ever, I found a real magic lamp!

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The Baron’s eyes glowed angry like sparks and his voice was coal when he answered the call: “Just a cigar- did you forget about my rum?!”

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“The is the worst belly ache I’ve ever had in my life!”

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Anybody know where I can buy gear to do my own tattooing or branding?	8	TwoSentenceHorror
I asked God, “what is to be my life’s greatest accomplishment?”	8	TwoSentenceHorror
Rufus must have been trying to protect me.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
I feel like such a goddamn idiot!	8	TwoSentenceHorror
Your lab partner pries the lid of the box and dumps the dermestids into the chamber with you. “Sorry about the restraints,” he says, “but how else can I test my hypothesis that the flesh eating beetles will actually eat living tissue under the right conditions.”	7	TwoSentenceHorror
The captain looked at his navigations team and shouted over the screaming alarms, "GET US OUT OF HERE!"	7	TwoSentenceHorror
Are you capable of enjoying the kill?	7	TwoSentenceHorror
I’m the luckiest kid ever, I found a real magic lamp!	7	TwoSentenceHorror
The Baron’s eyes glowed angry like sparks and his voice was coal when he answered the call: “Just a cigar- did you forget about my rum?!”	7	TwoSentenceHorror
“The is the worst belly ache I’ve ever had in my life!”	7	TwoSentenceHorror