/u/mymiddlenameswyatt's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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You still visit your ex-wife every year on your anniversary.

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I put the last brick in place and stepped back to admire my handiwork.

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After finding the rabbit carcasses hanging in our back yard, I was delighted to think that my little hunter's aim was finally improving.

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I had always been told it was bad luck to whistle in the woods at night, but really, that's just superstition.

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The dinner party was a great success, just as Maggie hoped it would be.

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John always knew his son had an overactive imagination.

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You have never seen your classroom so still; nor your class so well behaved.

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My neighbour's face turned ghostly white as I handed her a pair of stripey fur-lined gloves.

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John always knew his young son had an overactive imagination.

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My youth and beauty are all I have left; I would do anything to keep them.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You still visit your ex-wife every year on your anniversary.	17
I put the last brick in place and stepped back to admire my handiwork.	15
After finding the rabbit carcasses hanging in our back yard, I was delighted to think that my little hunter's aim was finally improving.	12
I had always been told it was bad luck to whistle in the woods at night, but really, that's just superstition.	9
The dinner party was a great success, just as Maggie hoped it would be.	7
John always knew his son had an overactive imagination.	1
You have never seen your classroom so still; nor your class so well behaved.	1
My neighbour's face turned ghostly white as I handed her a pair of stripey fur-lined gloves.	1
John always knew his young son had an overactive imagination.	1
My youth and beauty are all I have left; I would do anything to keep them.	1