/u/mymiddlenameswyatt's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Our date was going well until she pulled a knife on me and threatened to slit my throat.

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I violated company protocol and googled my client's name.

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Johnny's wife went missing in 1962, but he kept her wedding dress hung in their closet until the day he died.

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It was merely pest control; another varmint in his hayloft.

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We lost our buddy, Julio, down a crevasse about 500 metres from the summit.

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My roommate never cleans up after herself.

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Every family has their secrets, but this is one that is to be kept.

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He excitedly took to Facebook, extolling the virtues of the new cleanse and declaring himself cancer-free.

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He wasn't exactly the man I thought I'd be giving my daughter away to.

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I closed my eyes as my clan surrounded my naked body with hay, lard, and wicker.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Our date was going well until she pulled a knife on me and threatened to slit my throat.	2210
I violated company protocol and googled my client's name.	1235
Johnny's wife went missing in 1962, but he kept her wedding dress hung in their closet until the day he died.	896
It was merely pest control; another varmint in his hayloft.	110
We lost our buddy, Julio, down a crevasse about 500 metres from the summit.	98
My roommate never cleans up after herself.	90
Every family has their secrets, but this is one that is to be kept.	86
He excitedly took to Facebook, extolling the virtues of the new cleanse and declaring himself cancer-free.	50
He wasn't exactly the man I thought I'd be giving my daughter away to.	27
I closed my eyes as my clan surrounded my naked body with hay, lard, and wicker.	22