/u/myymyy's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Don't worry Mr. Martin, you won't feel a thing", the dentist said with a comforting voice while putting a gas mask on my face.

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I couldn't believe my eyes when I read my medical record and saw the doctor's note, "the patient also believes that there are some human-like beings who are capable of reading their mind".

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I felt like the entire world was against me, and I had pushed myself to a point where I had no other choice but to end it all.

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Welcome to Lobster Heaven, where you can choose your dinner from our fresh variety!

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My funny aunt Lizzie was babysitting me, and it was nice of her to take pictures of me and together we would send them to my parents while they were on their vacation

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The beautiful picture was taken years ago on my daughter's 3rd birthday, with us having a picnic at a park and her wearing her favorite princess dress.

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You probably think, "Will this madness never stop", but see, she's got her shelves stocked again!

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I got away with the murder of my abusive first husband.

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"Oh honey, I know you're frustrated and scared, but an overdue pregnancy won't last forever and it's going to be super exciting when the baby is finally ready to come!"

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I have died thirteen times

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Don't worry Mr. Martin, you won't feel a thing", the dentist said with a comforting voice while putting a gas mask on my face.	2392
I couldn't believe my eyes when I read my medical record and saw the doctor's note, "the patient also believes that there are some human-like beings who are capable of reading their mind".	618
I felt like the entire world was against me, and I had pushed myself to a point where I had no other choice but to end it all.	147
Welcome to Lobster Heaven, where you can choose your dinner from our fresh variety!	124
My funny aunt Lizzie was babysitting me, and it was nice of her to take pictures of me and together we would send them to my parents while they were on their vacation	89
The beautiful picture was taken years ago on my daughter's 3rd birthday, with us having a picnic at a park and her wearing her favorite princess dress.	82
You probably think, "Will this madness never stop", but see, she's got her shelves stocked again!	69
I got away with the murder of my abusive first husband.	68
"Oh honey, I know you're frustrated and scared, but an overdue pregnancy won't last forever and it's going to be super exciting when the baby is finally ready to come!"	55
I have died thirteen times	36